So my dad bought a bunch of sausages for his yearlybarbecue. He wants me to eat all of them. He bought:

  • Alpaca Garlic and Basil Sausage
  • Python Sausage with Herbs
  • Duck Sausage with Bacon
  • Goat Hawaiian Sausage
  • Lamb Sausage with Apple and Garlic
  • Yak Bratwurst Sausage
  • Kangaroo French Sausage 

How can I eat Alpaca and Kangaroo and any of these without feeling like I ate a puppy?

  1. castle-anthrax posted this